Aw, man, what am I supposed to do with all these acorns? Why the fuck did I even get acorns, anyway? I was a grasshopper, not a fucking squirrel. Ugh, that's so lame. Whatever ( Read more... )

[[A talking grasshopper is, honestly, probably not the weirdest thing your character will encounter this week, but it is an accurate description of Grif's current state. Please don't step on him; that would get awfully messy ( Read more... )